Dawg, I'm Hypheeeeeee...

If you've been with earshot of me within the last few months you'll know that I am obsessed with the phrase "FUCK YO COUCH!" Rick James's immortal words made imfamous by Dave Chappelle, and now the ignorant rap anthem for Bay Area turf rap junkies like myself courtesy of Champ Bailey. Now if you live in the Bay and have happened to tune yer radio to the standard Hip Hop/RnB station in the area chances are you've heard "Go Dumb" the Bay Area Remix to T-Pains sappy Clear Channel sponsored "I'm Sprung." The Bay remix also courtesy of Bailey along side homey J. Valentine. The Duo are part of a collective called the City Boyz and have been pounding the pavement makin serious noise around my block latley. So I decided to slap on my white tee, put in my gold ones and shoot accross the bridge with the Mayor of Gurp City and his wife to get hyphy and fuck up a couch. 45 min in line and six Heinekins later I was dippin in the center of a hyped up crowd of Generation Thizz-sters ready to get my $20 cover charge worth San Quinn's little brother.





But it seems as though the crowd was just a lil too hyphy, After repeated requests to "CLEAR THE STAGE YALL!" and "BACK THE FUCK UP, YALL ARE FUCKING UP MY COUCH RIGHT NOW" a couple of tiny scuffles broke out and the clutter on stage wasnt showning signs of easing up. So after doing just one song and half of the first verse to "Fuck Yo Couch" Bailey exited the stage and I dont think J Valentine even touched the mic. Damn.



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